Softer on skin - no harsh chemicals or synthetic dyes

Better for the planet - uses 91% less water than conventional cotton

Lasts longer - you buy it once, you keep it

Ethically made - from field to finished tee

100% organic combed cotton, GOTS certified. Lightweight jersey, approx. 155gsm. Women's fitted cut, true to size. Sizes XS to 2XL. Side-seamed, 1×1 ribbed neckline, reinforced shoulder seams, twin-needle hems. Ethically made, PETA-approved vegan. Machine wash 30°C, tumble dry low, do not bleach.

Returns & Exchanges

Shipping
UK orders over £20 ship free; under £20 it's £3.50 (UK). Everything is dispatched within 3 working days and sent tracked. We ship to the USA and worldwide — options and costs at checkout.

Returns
Unworn, unwashed, with tags, within 14 days of delivery, for a refund or exchange. Email us and we'll send the address. Return postage is yours unless we've made a mistake.

For full details, please visit our Returns page or contact us if you need help.

Is the Bah tee unisex?
This is the women's fitted cut. It also comes in a unisex relaxed fit in Cherry Red or Black, listed under men's and women's.

Is it as warm as a Christmas jumper?
No — and that's the point. It's a lightweight organic cotton Christmas t-shirt for warm rooms, offices, parties and Christmas Jumper Day without the itch. Layer it under a cardigan if it's cold.

Is it a Bah Humbug t-shirt?
Sort of. Bah is for the person who's done with the logistics, not the person who hates Christmas. Scrooge-adjacent, not Scrooge.

Will it arrive before Christmas?
Order by 18 December for UK delivery in time for the 25th.

What if my size is on back order?
You can still order it — it ships with the next batch and we email you the date.

What does Bah mean?
Not miserable. Just done with the logistics. The person who'll enjoy Christmas once the group chat stops.